dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via amariafrost)


1 month ago 387977
lol, humor, cats, animals,

davidcho:

Radidoughead

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1 month ago 2005
humor, food,

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

(via cleoselene)


1 month ago 128994
HA, humor,

der-hirte:

americanninjax:

floozys:

image

inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

I was expecting it but i wanted to think it was something else

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1 month ago 66414
humor,

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

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2 months ago 226120
humor, wtf,

lotolle:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My fiance does stuff like this all the time, especially when he’s under a lot of stress from work. 

One time, he sat up slowly in bed, mumbled something then started pulling my arm, saying “No, you need to go now.” He suddenly had a big spasm and flopped back against the bed. 

(Source: best-of-memes)


2 months ago 198461
humor,

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

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4 months ago 416938
nsfw, humor, spiderman, omg,

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Super Brave

(via homolingual)


4 months ago 5874
rape, humor,

“Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13: ‘A man who lays with another man should be stoned.’
Our interpretation has just been wrong for all these years”

Via Facebook. Credited to:
— George Takei / — Katie Stephens